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Keepin' It Real!!!

Lil Kim got dicked off the celebrity dance show last night Dancin' With The Stars. Now, I don't know who had been payin' attention to the show, but her gettin' kicked off the show was a reminder of America's current racism, and it's sexist reality. Now I know that some of you think that nigga's like me is always quick to yell foul, but the white boy that they kept on the show, was a non-dancin', no rhythm havin', stiff-hipped, yellow tail ass pale mutha'fuckin' redneck ass cowboy named Ty, that obviously America loves more than they did the little black girl from the hood that came to their livin' rooms and showed them what a real booty looks like when it's shakin' properly (not stirred-2 olives)! Yet, stirred I am, and currently on some "fuck that racist ass, punk ass mutha'fuckin' show" shit. But, let this serve as the reminder that it should, Obama's one thing...but nigga's being looked as equals to bigots, is another! Keep it sniffin'!

Playa ass Ray, and his camp of punk bitches that's out for a meal ticket and mouthful of macadamia's. Take a sniff of what we had to say about this shit here.


If this ain't pimpin', then you tell me what is? But I ain't ever mad at a nigga' checkin' traps outta a bitches ass...and now that Day 26 has shown everybody in the world their vagina's, then they fall in the "hoes" catagory as well, and therefore I must say, Diddy, pimp on, my nigga'...pimp on!

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Now that Lil fucked off her own chances by not being herself, do we give a fuck who's actually gonna be the next American Idol? Well, you know that we got a BootyCrack on the topic, and here it is. Bitch, Do you!

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CAN'T U C? by Sankofa Tafari
Your great leader Malcolm X said that African-Americans are being hoodwinked. This can be said for many other cultures and nationalities in america and around the world. Obama is just the first black President in america. He is not the first black in the white house. During slavery in america, the lighter skinned blacks were always favored and most likely to be allowed in the house. Some of them made important decisions concerning the house, and for the house. Those of them who went against the grain or against the policy...(cont.)

I Smell A Rat by Michael W. Caesar
Today is April 30, 2009, and while the media is making a big splash about President Obama's first 100 days
The Supreme Court is hearing litigation brought forth by several deep south states, Arizona, Alaska, Texas and a few counties in California and New York to dismantle the Voters Right Act of the 1960's....Yes you heard me right!
These states (and counties) allege that the Voters Right Act (which was never made Law and has to be renewed every 25 years) is unconstitutional, in that it gives Blacks and Indigenous Americans (the only people it affects) an unfair advantage in the polling place. WHAT A LIE.
The Supreme Court has an ear to listen as it will be the last really heavy litigation to...(cont.)

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BC

Rihanna, Can I Fuck, Pleeeeeze!


Today, Rihanna's ass and titties popped up on the web today. And now, for the first time since she's jumped on the scene, I see what all the hype is about. She really is a bad bitch! She's always been beautiful, but I never looked at her as more than a little cute girl with few… Continue

Posted by BC on May 8, 2009 at 5:30pm — 2 Comments

BC

Tittie Woo, Cassie Who?


Lately, we’ve been tryin’ to be up on our Twitter game, and it’s been interesting to see how fast bullshit ass information hits your eyeballs. But, one of the things we ain’t ever gonna hate on, over here at The mutha’fuckin’ BootyCrack, bad ass bitches and their beautiful BootyCr… Continue

Posted by BC on May 8, 2009 at 5:00pm

BC

Is this Real Or Just...Memorex?




Who thinks Farrakahn is just blowin' smoke, and baitin' the old race hook, just to keep some fish in his freezer. Or, who thinks that he is pitchin' the old baseball right down the mutha'fuckin' strike zone? It's 2009, we have a Black President, and more black coaches and quarterbacks than we could've ever dreamed of. What the fuck… Continue

Posted by BC on May 4, 2009 at 8:41pm

Kung Fu Vampire

Esham, Natas & Kung Fu Vampire

Hey Everyone, I am sending you this message in hopes that you will pass it on to your friends and help us promote some of these amazing events and get people out to see Kung Fu Vampire before we go out on a US tour. June 19th will be our last time in the South Bay in 2009

Posted by Kung Fu Vampire on May 3, 2009 at 1:19pm

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Jay Z, Diddy, and Sugar Cane Knight? Where?


After the fight, Jay Z partied with a couple thousand mutha'fucka's at the Venetian in Vegas for the official… Continue

Posted by BC on May 3, 2009 at 8:00pm

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The Great White Nope!


Last year, I witnessed one of the worst boxin' ass whoopin's I had ever seen, as Pacquiao put hands on damn near every part of Oscar Delahoya's body, with no get back. I mean I don't think the Golden boy actually every got 1 hit in. I always thought Oscar was a wa… Continue

Posted by BC on May 3, 2009 at 7:00pm

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Keep It 100

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Posted by Imprecious Entertainment Services on April 11, 2009 at 11:56am

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Studio Pranksters


This is some funny shit! This nigga’ didn’t realize when he was tryin’ to be down, back in the day, that one day he might not want to represent the front he was tryin’ to once represent when he representin’ being a fake ass mutha’fucka’ that wants to look cool and be down with… Continue

Posted by BC on April 29, 2009 at 10:00pm

BC

You Ain’t Nuttin’ But A Clown Hound!


Why does your boy Bow Wow keep playin’ his-self as a clown from the pound, instead of a the Boss Hound that he could be, if he stop lettin’ these chickens roost him. His latest let down, is Run’s daughter Angela. He’s been doin’ interviews across the globe professin’ his devout lov… Continue

Posted by BC on April 29, 2009 at 9:30pm — 1 Comment

BC

Hot Meat!?!


Damn, your boy Dwayne Wade from the Miami Heat is burnin' bitches? Well, that's the word! His wife is in the media puttin’ him on moon blast central, and lord have mercy jesus, she ain’t taken no prisoners. She’s legally de… Continue

Posted by BC on January 28, 2009 at 10:00pm



 
 

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